1. London
2. The transmission speed of the gossips
throughout the city is o high that even the priest's wife from "Hara's
Café" (a Greek TV series) would be envy about...
3. Although we live in the 21st century, there
are still young people that concert shouting "Heyyyyyyy" and "Tsaprrrrr"
...
4. Anyone able to live in Igoumenitsa for a long
time and not become an alcoholic, drug addicted or suicide, can live anywhere
then ...
5. It is very normal in most cafés, strangers
to touch their drinks at your table and sit several times already with you, not
even ask! It goes without saying that they have the right...
6. The nightlife offers sooooo many options
(3-4) that anybody feel that once the entire country became independent from
the occupation and they have also to be thankful of such comforts ...
7. If the song's lyricist '' Women of Epirus, surprise
of the nature '' had known the women of Igoumenitsa, might had think again
before he composed it...
9. Even the natives of Pocahontas were less
uncivilized than the present natives of Igoumenitsa ...
10. If you do not see any colleagues but only people
of Igoumenitsa, you should think that you are abroad ...
11. The biggest cultural event you can watch (even
on a daily basis) is witch asshole will through the most firecrackers in the
streets ...
12. The insulation and construction of all
buildings are more miserable than the cartons boxes of the milk company DELTA!
13. Here live the most monstrous and mutated
insects, cockroaches and mosquitoes, because this is the most suitable
environment for them ...
14. The owners of the cafés have the stupid
mentality that to attract people have to do total renovation every 2 months,
rather than make simply changes to products, music and prices!
15. The
last one I leave it on the judgment of those who experience this unique experience
that is called "I live in Igoumenitsa"! Surely something will ever
forget ... ;)
... wrote
(in a very humorous mood) by Demis Nikolaidis!
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